Death to The Cook

Koch du kanst gute pfeffirlyn machen
Hoppe off ich wil dich besachen
Dy do vorne an dem reyen sleichen
Den saltu pfeffirlyn ÿn streichen

Cook, you can make good pepper sauce.
Jump up, I'll advice you:
Those, who are sneaking at the front of the dance,
those should you smear pepper sauce on.

[Ich h]abe irlert vil pfeffirsecke
[Und g]emacht manch susze gelecke
[Und] kudich des kostlyns nye fynden
[Darmit] methe ich den tot moechte obirwynden

I have emptied many sacks of pepper
and made many sweet goodies -
and can't find any delicacies
with which I might defeat Death.